1129 in idea barrages

1.) I ain’t a Wesley, I just Crusher a lot.

2.) Has there been a prison love story called ROMEO & JOLIET yet?

3.) TV news, propped up by retail ads, created Black Friday as a cultural idea to feed its benefactors. It’s not a real or accidental thing.

4.) Do a “Check It Out!” holiday marathon, adultswim. Call it The Brule Log. There are worse ideas.

5.) Look LaBeouf you can be a weird conceptual artist or you can star in terrible 300 million dollar CGI toy commercials but you don’t get both.

6.) It’s a reality show pitting Dickensian orphanage cooks against each other. It’s called GRUELING COMPETITION. It’s… pretty terrible.

7.) She telepathically accused others of her flaws though she preferred to call it “astral projection”.

8.) Electronic banking has many flaws but at least it will eventually kill the tradition of the ceremonial giant check.

9.) The difference between hope and hype is y.

10.) I just can’t get my head around the choice to make CGI Paddington Bear so clearly evoke the memory of the dog-monster in THE SHINING.