1126 in idea barrages

1.) The better question is if gingersnaps have souls. Because if they do, I am history’s greatest monster.

2.) Times like these, man, I just want a car and a clever woman by my side, I could do anything the laws of physics allow.

3.) On one level I wear my hair long to say I’m no warrior, warriors must keep their hair short for battle. Also, it’s ridiculously handsome.

4.) The greatest pop culture mash-up of all time would be Red Skeltor. “I’ll get you, He-Man… and may God bless.”

5.) The left protests because kids are shot in the streets for nothing. The right protests so millionaire ranchers can steal from gov’t land.

6.) At Thanksgiving, her potato allergy rendered her persona au gratin.

7.) It’s like Hooters restaurant but Alien-themed. It’s called “Chest Bursters”. It’s… pretty terrible.

8.) Realizing constant reboots cannibalized long-term sales for short-term publicity comic editors had an existential crisis on infinite earths.