1120 in idea barrages

1.) Work when there’s work to be done but don’t work just to work, you’ve nothing to prove to anyone. We are here to fart around and dream.

2.) Sallie Mae only calls when she wants money, she totally put me in the lend-zone.

3.) They ruined “literally” and it can’t be saved but we can still retrieve the word “saga” from being minimized by cellphone games.

4.) There are no new ideas, of course, but there are always new ways to arrange them. Don’t just aggregate, curate. Curate a mansion of thought.

5.) He set it so the bird would sing whenever his wife cheated on him. It was his cuckold clock.

6.) Hipsterpotamus got in the mud wallow BEFORE it was cool. And died of heat exhaustion.

7.) You take the good, you take the bad, you take ‘em both and there you have the Hegelian dialectic. The Hegelian dialectic.

8.) As a person of volume, it will be okay that whenever Bon Jovi finally puts on a bunch of weight, I will call him Bon-Bon Jovi.