1113 in idea barrages

1.) Scientology’s Hollywood presence makes me wonder how BATTLEFIELD EARTH never got a television adaptation as MY NAME IS TERL.

2.) It feels like the popularity of the recent Battlestar Galactica is occluding the reality that the original was really really bad.

3.) If I had to name a flavour of ice cream, it would be called “Involuntary Manslaughter By Chocolate”. And contain no chocolate.

4.) Humans: Stop pretending you know what you’re doing. No one does. No one ever will. Faking it just ratchets expectation for the rest of us.

5.) Your Guns N Roses/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan-fiction can be Slash/Slash slash. The world is that big.

6.) It’s one thing to be old-school. It’s another thing altogether to be SINGLE-ROOM SCHOOLHOUSE.

7.) Fishermen use “The Star Spangled Banner” to sign off at the end of their rodcast day.

8.) Finally realized what Jack White looks like. A sun-bloated zombie of Johnny Depp. Took years to find the right words.