a8 in idea barrages

The life of a cattle neuterer is difficult. It’s hard living on a fixed income.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” is true but “You humiliate yourself on 100% of the shots you miss” so, you know, you just gotta pick your poison in this life.

An IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE remake that involves the line “Every time an intellectual property seems to guarantee a base level of box office, an executive gets his yacht.”

We’re, like, three years away from a terrible Christmas movie where a bunch of licensed film and teevee Santa variants all have to team up to save all Christmases at once and it’s called, like, CROSSING THE POLES or something.

Once you can believe it’s not margarine, that’s clarified butter.

Harbor Freight is just Temu for tools.

LESS CAR CHASES, MORE CHARRED CHEESES

If everything feels vaguely like 7-Up but you can’t quite say why, you might be existing in a lymonal space.