mar29 in idea barrages

If you refuse to do good in flawed imperfect systems, you’re not about doing good, you’re about feeling righteous.

“Musk” is just one letter away from “Musak”, room-temperature music and a man with a room-temperature intelligence.

If some porno studio hasn’t been sitting on “Creamboat Willie” to release the moment Early Mickey Mouse goes into the public domain, I’ve lost all faith in the smut industry.

Sometimes a diet is just having Dinty Moore a little Dinty Leess.

Never call out Jesus for leaving a door open, by the way. He has the best comeback for “What were you, born in a barn?” in the history of the human race.

I still say there’d be big money in booking a big boxing match on Boxing Day.

Singing the line from RENT on Christmas eve and the line from BRICK two days later is such an emotional swing but such a vibe. It’s essentially the emotional range of the tail end of Gen X.

A floating holiday concert series called A Grooveable Feast.