1111 in idea barrages

1.) They’re the hipster Transformers, the Deconstructicons. They’re… pretty terrible.

2.) How many fantasy teams will be called Brutal Rebels of the Hellscape?

3.) It’s impossible for the Dumb & Dumber sequel to be as bad as the ads make it seem. Have we reached Trailer Reverse Psychology Singularity?

4.) Harry Potter and The Alf-Blood Prince #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing

5.) You know what they say. Lie with centaurs, wake up with horseshoe crabs.

6.) Yo momma so basic, when she uses Summer’s Eve, her vagina becomes a science fair volcano. #overcomplicatedinsults

7.) Clearly, Jeff Dunham is punishment for something. We just have to figure out for what.

8.) hope is too precious a thing to waste on decades later cash-in sequels.