m25 in idea barrages

A parody of “Take Me Home Country Roads” for Christmas that starts with the lines “there’s a Santa / yes, Virginia”.

Your ability to generate bisecting lines is unparalleled.

Remember, the only difference between “decide” and “deicide” is “I”.

“maple syrup footjob” has the same rhythm as “sitting on a park bench” in Aqualung. do with this knowledge what you will.

Sometimes I’ll have an idea where I KNOW someone else MUST have had it on the internet and, sure enough, there it is: a Doritos chip as the prism on DARK SIDE OF THE MOON’s cover.

Hootie and the Blowfish covers in the style of Hoobastank and you call yourself “Hooba and the Stankfish”.

On December 26th, the yearly Buble bubble bursts, belatedly.

Runnin’ from and runnin’ to wreck your legs up just the same. There might be a difference in your brain but down in your legs, it’s the self-same exhaustion.