m23 in idea barrages

I feel like ATMs would’ve picked up even faster if they had used the marketing phrase “Go BANK Yourself!”

I’ve never once in my entire life been improved by negative reinforcement, by destructive criticism, I’ve never once done better out of spite or to prove someone wrong. I cannot understand the idea that anyone can. It’s like trying to photosynthesize darkness.

Happy Hondadays, Merry Chrystlermas, if only the Saturn brand survived for a Saturnalia sale.

When you can start a pineapple farm in Italy or Brooklyn, we’ll talk about putting it on ‘za.

Whenever I say “M. Emmet Walsh” out loud, it sounds like an accidental stutter.

Would the fluid dynamics of getting a boner even work in an undead?

“Do You Hear What I Hear?” but about edge-lord versions of The Joker. “His scars / his scars / where did he get his scars / each time a new story is told / each time a new story told”.

Would a Guitar Hero version of a keyboard be a “LARPsicord”?