m17 in idea barrages

I mean, GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER is about an old man killing his wife and trying to cover it up by feigning senile delusions, right?

Driving to get Ollie’s insulin, singing Bon Jovi as “Dog Medicine”.

Overworking to get thin and muscly, that’s just running yourself rugged.

To the tune of Gramma Got Run Over By A Reindeer: “Batman got his spine snapped by a lucha / Sitting in the Batcave Christmas Eve / You might think status quo won’t be reset / But that would be incredibly naive”.

A Challmark Chanukah romantic comedy about a mohel and a bartender falling in love called WORKING FOR TIPS.

The Percy Jackson reboots will continue until morale improves.

Why say “album liner notes” when you can say “track marks”?

A Michael Jackson parody involving the lines “Standing in the doorway, standing in the doorway, Annie, standing in the doorway, standing in the doorway, Annie, don’t you know that (boom boom) can’t you feel that, it’s so liminal”