m15 in idea barrages

It’s the new “Fast Asleep” diet crazy, sweeping Tiktok! You medically induce a coma because you can’t eat while you’re sleeping! It’s just that easy! You’re fasting asleep!

Whenever possible, I show up way too early for things, out of fear of missing out, and then end up sitting in my car waiting for someone else to go in first, so that I don’t look like the weirdo that I am. I call this Playing Early Chicken.

His stability drained by the pressure of Santahood, Tim Allen is busted for running cocaine in the off-season to fund a neo-Nazi militia and put on trial by The Holiday Council to strip him of his title on grounds of mental incompetence in THE SANTA CLAUSE 7: THE SANITY CLAUSE.

Whenever an oil commercial talks about “synthetics”, I pretend they’re talking about androids to make it feel a little cooler.

Lady Gaga’s only current cultural imprint is prescription medicine commercials, it’s kind of insane how quickly the zeitgeist churns people up and through and down and out. Today you’re a king, tomorrow you’re smiling at fake rings on QVC. Hell of a world.

I’m literally too much for an “a little about me” meme. The broad facts make no sense without extensive explanation. This is not a brag.

Trying to do all your regularly scheduled stuff during the winter holidays while also dealing with the complications of how “the culture” treats “the holidays” as a timeless liminal space for the idle rich is a bit of a corkscrew. They’re Schrodinger’s Days.

A collection of celebrity word puzzles called “Rebus & Kathie Lee”.