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We’re all old enough, now, to admit what wicked crushes we had on Calvin’s mom in Calvin and Hobbes. It’s okay. The world’s gotten so weird that it’s damn near normal now.

For the amount of caffeine and sugar in my blood, you can basically open my vein for a Starbucks drink.

The Rescue Rangers themesong was the first chip tune.

Like a bad neighbor, Jake Paul is there.

Benny Hill background ladies, the mullets of television comedy… stripper neck down, gramma with a three pack a day habit neck up.

83% of all social media “self owns” are trolls.

Has anyone started calling that ugly exploding truck Musk is trying to sell people “The Nopemobile” yet?

“Mama Mia” except the chorus goes “No IKEA, never go again, my my, do-it-yourself cheap crap”.