fb23 in idea barrages

We’re all just different knots on the same string. We look at our differing shapes and assume that makes us separate and different but… nah. All the same damn string.

We have a square we keep in our pockets that shows us all the most attractive people in history, who we’ll never meet, to sell toothpaste, so we don’t even see the compatible folks in front of us & we keep buying more toothpaste to impress imaginary people. Not a bug, a feature.

If you swaddle your bosoms with a menorah-styled wrapping, does that make that a candle-a-bra?

If I’m driving alone, I switch between boiling hot and freezing cold about every twenty minutes, just to keep myself focused. When I’m driving with someone else, I pretend to be sane.

You’ve tried the Emotionally Abusive Bad Boy, you’ve tried the Incredibly Boring Good Boy, have you considered the Slightly Mischievous Boy? We’re like the Goldilocks “just right” zone of boy!

You know a guitarist is doing something interesting when they have the look on their face that they are on the edge of death.

I’m an incredibly charming mix of “thoughtful” and “forgetful”. If my attention is not distracted, I can be really sweet and stuff. If a random pun threw my brain into a tizzy, who knows what I’ll be cognizant of. I’m a dice-roll, bay-BAY.

If the stories always have happy endings, there’s no stakes. Obviously, I’m always rooting for the good outcomes in real life but it’s narratively boring if you need your fictional characters to have happy endings. Don’t like vicariously through bad fiction. Make good reality.