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Why call benedryl “sleep aid” when you can call it your “catatonic converter”?

You capture, train and battle various popes from throughout history. It’s called Popemon. “You used EXCOMMUNICATE! It’s SUPEREFFECTIVE!”

Cheesemaking accidents can put you in a really bad whey.

The concert just isn’t as fun with ear plugs. RAW DOG THAT MUSIC! YOU’LL PROBABLY BE HALF-DEAF IF YOU GET TO 90, EITHER WAY!

Remember The Portrait of Dorian Gray? Where the painting aged so he didn’t? It’s like that, but my amazing hair and my terrible terrible back. My spine just… soaks all the damage for my head. I finally realized the awful truth of this.

Wasn’t it awesome when everything wasn’t explained? Little side references in movies that were never to be explicated, were just little threads to draw interest and fill out the world. Being able to create our own magical worlds didn’t sell enough cheap plastic crap, I guess.

I mean, seriously. It’s Castlevania cosplay all the way down for the Belmont Stakes. You can go as a BELMONT holding STAKES. It’s an almost IMPOSSIBLY PERFECT PUN, at least insofar as combining a horse race and a classic NES game.

A shirt that says “Yeah, I’m into BDSM - Bacon, Donut, Sausage, Marmalade”.