j20 in idea barrages

A parody of MAMMA MIA about mild edema.

The M&M mascots are unsavoury characters.

The pop mythology of Thanksgiving is gross & weird & racist, but we can decouple it from that. Getting together with family and friends, celebrating the final harvest, having a feast to celebrate the last gasp before winter, is beautiful. So Happy That Idea.

Boxcar Willie shouldn’t be the name of a country musician, it should be the name of a venereal disease for hobos.

I’m thankful I compulsively write little jokes, mostly keeping me out of the other kinds of trouble social media can get one into. I’m not aggressively thirst posting or vaguebooking, I’m just pointing out that you could easily write a Roy Orbison parody called “Pretty Wolfman”.

D&D bards should get a bonus for wearing Old Navy performance fleece.

You thought you were going into a Long John Silvers but you were deceived by their sly Arthur Treachery.

The vegan version of the Chili’s song is “I want my baby bok / baby bok / baby bok / baby bok choi”.