j2 in idea barrages

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’m telling you why, Vulcans repress all their emotions.

The only way to make William Joel’s “Piano Man” even slightly interesting is to generate a parody of it about the British superhero satire cartoon Bananaman.

Remember when we got all those “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” literary / horror mash-ups years ago but we never got “Little Wolfmen”? What a rip-off.

I see zero percent monster in the ingredient label and thus I do not trust your so-called “energy drink”. I see only lies and a drink for cowards who will not consume The Quadruple Red-Eye.

As film and television companies pull more and more films and series off the internet as tax dodges, remember: media piracy is media preservation, media piracy is media archival work. Keep circulating the tapes.

I just realized that the no-necked potato man on that mail-order-bride reality show is an undercover Sontaran warrior from Dr. Who.

If you eat a tiny crucifix and manage to poop it out, isn’t that really just God working through you?

Before social media, we could change and grow without being pulled down by decades of receipts. There’s a lot good about social media too but, man, something is lost.