dec 31 in idea barrages

It baffles me when folks try to use relationships to change someone instead of going after someone who has the traits they want from the start but I guess that’s our culture. You grab onto what you’re “supposed to” want then hustle for what you need later? Modern life is rubbish.

A version of Mambo No. 5 where he keeps saying the same woman’s name over and over again and you slowly begin to realize, this man is not being romantic, this man is a dangerous obsessive.

She liked every kind of pizza, even Chicago “pizza”, even Pizza Hut. She was personally panpizza.

Did you know that in the knife / EDC community they like to see what other people carry, but they call this tradition a “pocket dump”? But it’s not poop in the pocket! It’s, like, a knife and a flashlight or something. It’s weird.

GOLDEN CORRAL - When you’re here, you’re desperate.

It’s neither delivery nor is it not delivery. It’s DeSchrodinger’s.

Your British blues-singer name is now “Biscuits Brown”.

UNPOPULAR TRUTH: the best Muppet Christmas special was the Muppet Family Christmas, followed closely behind with Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas. No shade on Muppet Christmas Carol, that’s just how good the Muppets handled the holiday.