dec 21 in idea barrages

Youtube knife nerd videos are the best place to gather stage names. If I’m ever a NASCAR driver, you will know me as “Rust Magnacut”.

If we only voted for the person who agreed with us on everything, every presidential election would end in a two-hundred-million candidate tie.

How many student loans that people are suffocating under could be wiped out by the buy-out package for a fired “college” football coach at a public school?

I feel like if someone ran for president on the sole platform of “no regular season team-sport games played off the North American continent at weird crappy hours” they’d get 40% of the vote, minimum.

Why say “a rabbit wandered into the ritual” when you can say you’ve “got a bun in the coven”?

I still don’t know what pickleball is and I’ve had it explained to me a couple of times. It just doesn’t stick in my mind. I think it’s just something I’m not supposed to understand and that’s okay. Not everything is for me.

Why call them “chairs” when you could call them “ass trays”?

The best part about hearing someone is a “tiktok star” is knowing that I will have no idea who that person is.