dec 7 in idea barrages

A magicians’ retirement community in Voilavoila, Washington.

Why call it “your ex’s perfume” when you can call it “old bae seasoning”?

If you solely drink Labatts and Molson, you don’t have to call it your beer belly, it can be your Canadian Tire!

All I know about NFL quarterback C.J. Stroud is that his name sounds like the preppy son of a vampire.

Band-Aids and Hidden Valley Ranch are both adhesive dressings.

Whole rack of Lays when you’re watching your sugar, that’s just a chip tease.

By now, we know that anyone asserting they are a “voice of reason” is going to be the exact opposite of that, right?

I like to believe that internet hoax “butt-chugging” was only created to lead up to a legendarily massive pun about “crack cocaine” but people actually believed it & it ruined the joke. Like how no one actually mistook a Tide pod for candy but concern trolls ruined that joke too.