dec 5 in idea barrages

Next year, you could fill a box with a spooky treat for each day of October and call it a Vladvent Calendar.

It’s weird being so old you can remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

Day 4 of Nanowrimo, Danielle Steele, James Patterson & Nora Roberts all have four novels written this month.

Next year, the haunted houses will come to you with GoreDash!

Dish out a lemony eggy sauce at the brunch bar while chanting “THIS IS HOLLANDAISE, THIS IS HOLLANDAISE, HOLLANDAISE, HOLLANDAISE!”

“Trust The Process” is American for “I’m Stalling For Time, Hoping You Forget So I Can Get Away With This”.

We can’t view geopolitical horrors like we’re cheering for sports teams, because they’re the same religion, ethnicity or ideology as us. Every death a heartbreaking tragedy, regardless of affiliation, no loss of human life ever justifiable, an existential catastrophe. Their lost soul the same as yours.

Two genocides don’t make a right, is all I’ll say.