nov 29 in idea barrages

Upton Funk, diseased meat packing (woo) / Upton Funk, diseased meat packing (woo)

Why say “sleep paralysis demon” when you can say “gets me stiff at night demon”?

A Christmas parody of “No Diggity” based around the line “I like that little barn there, Nativity, Nativity”.

A parody of ZZ Top’s “Legs” about a pathetic pick-up-artist trying to sleep with women through “negging” insults called “Negs”.

The key to fucking like a monkee is having peter torque.

I kind of want to see a parody film of The Santa Clause movies called The Satan Clause where some suburban schmuck accidentally kills the devil and is stuck having to figure out how to rule a fetid realm of eternal punishment.

A head canon where Saturnalia had a wilder Santa Claus figure called Sal Invinctus.

Maybe God demands that God’s name be spelled “Y-H-W-H” because God has irritable vowel syndrome.