nov 23 in idea barrages

Why call it a “butt crack” when you can call it “the bottom line”?

Go from strip club to strip club, Trick or Teating tomorrow.

A successful bank heist requires a good safe word.

For people addicted to pumpkin spice during the winter, spring and early summer when supplies are low, doctors are feverishly working on a dermal application to minimize withdrawal called “the pumpkin patch”.

Be careful dating a baker, they’re high-maintenance, very kneady.

Some people prefer desert frottage because, yes, it’s a hump but it’s a DRY hump.

Giving up a sacrifice of coin to a tollbooth operator is a rite of passage.

“I want to fall asleep between your legs” sounds creepy. Say “I want to thighbernate”!