113 in idea barrages

1.) Ten years ago, VANILLA ICE GOES AMISH would have only been a lazy absurd joke on a bad sketch comedy show, MADTV or whatever. Irony has turned in a circle and is gorging itself to death on its own feces.

2.) Never understood why quiche was supposed to be “un-manly”. It’s an egg and cheese pie, for God’s sake, how MERIKAN is that?

3.) Life can only turn out not like you planned if you are foolish enough to believe in things like plans. I’ve been respecting my limitations for the last coupla years. I dunno if its serving me so well anymore. Maybe time to go a little wild.

4.) Parody of JOLENE about Jor-El?

5.) I’m serious about He-Hamlet, by the way. One word for you, just one. Oteelia. Think about it.

6.) Old enough to know better, still young enough to not care that I know better. That’s what it all comes down to.

7.) Jim Morrison faked it all it was schtick he’s alive & well a retired real estate broker w/ 15 grandkids living in Tampa’s burbs.

8.) Dear Internet, you are no longer allowed to say something is “killing it” unless something was actually killed. You killed “killed it”.

9.) I am happy the calendar will swap out lame Halloween twitter names for constant Christmas music now. It is a mild trade-up.