oct 12 in idea barrages

She talked about Victorian chimneysweeps so much, people started wondering if she had a soot fetish.

Why call your enlarging mist “Pym particles” when you could call it “magnifying gas”?

Why say “weed money” when you can say “joint checking account”?

Hide Witness Protection Program participants in plain sight as sports mascots.

I’m convinced that “peaky blinders” is just British slang for the labia majora.

A tale of forbidden love between Marine commandos in Afghanistan called ZERO DARK FLIRTY.

Pickleball is where the cucumber sperm is made.

I mean, we all know that my dragon hoard would be VHS tapes instead of gold, right? Just a pile of, like, bad do-it-yourself tapes and exercise tapes and terrible low-budget horror movies and terrible religious children’s animation. And promotional tourist tapes!