sept 30 in idea barrages

A great schism in guitar design was started by Martin Luthier.

I love ads where they call one of the “side-effects” basically just… the pill not working and still having the symptoms. Like, depression isn’t a “side-effect” of an anti-depressant, it just means you’re on the wrong anti-depressant, probably.

I just want Oscar the Grouch to refer to a failed relationship as a “real grumpster fire”.

The weirdest thing, of course, about the horrors in the Middle East lately has been watching the American right-wing utterly confused as to whether they’re supposed to be more racist against Muslim folks or Jewish folks. Genuinely conflicted which hate groups to suck up to more.

Look, I can’t make tee-shirts and I can’t draw cute or realistic so I’m just letting you know: put a kitten in a beret with some brushes and a paint palette on a shirt with the caption “Clawed Monet” and you’ll probably have beer money for the rest of your life.

So, by elimination, exorcism must be the other tenth of the law.

“You’ve been spending a lot of time with that thesaurus,” he said. “Yes, I’m on a synonym roll,” she replied.

The platonic ideal for parodies of Eleanor Rigby concerning side characters on the Nickelodeon series “Out of Control” is, of course, “Angela Quickly”.