sept 26 in idea barrages

You know what’d be a fun mash-up? “H.R. Gigerstuf”.

In any line of DC Comics collectables, make the villain Gorilla Grodd the rarest, so that somewhere in the world you know someone will yell “I FOUND GRODD!” and the world will be a better place for it.

I accidentally scrolled over an option on Youtube “Search With Your Voice” and I realized that’s far too beautiful a phrase for another way for a company to push ads at you. It should be from a charming story about teaching a nervous child to sing, or something.

“You know the lot next to the abandoned Sears?” she said. “Yeah.” “We’re putting in a sno-cone stand called Shaved Parrot Ice.” “Cool! You shave parrot ice, put in a parking lot.” “Yes!”

If Adam Carolla ever rapped, he could do a hell of an Eminem parody with the line “And Dr. Drew said, nothing you idiot, Dr. Drew’s dead, he’s locked in the basement.”

The more affection there is for your characters, the less you can do A Comedy with them. “Just proud to be a part of this tradition” is comedy’s death. “Just want to make the main characters kiss” is comedy’s death after death, like the wailing exorcised spirits in Beetlejuice.

A parody of The Counting Crows “Mr. Jones and Me” but about you and J’onn J’onzz, The Martian Manhunter.

No one else understands that the best person to play Wolverine, even at this age, is Danny DeVito. Wolverine’s like 5‘1 and 180 years old. He would nail it, if you could just get over the idea of him being buff and shippable with the tall redhead.