sept 23 in idea barrages

What is the equal and opposite action to the Maillard reaction? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s the basic of traditional British cookery.

There is no possible reason to create a Buckcherry band but I hope if you did, you’d at least have the courtesy to call yourself “Dats Fomino”.

“Don’t worry about the power outage,” she said, “I keep a bunch of candles in the shack out back.” “Ah,” he replied, “that shed’s a little light on things!”

A Tasmanian Devil headpiece and a full-body workout leotard and when people ask you what your costume is, you just say, “Tazzercise” and you start just VIOLENTLY spinning around the room.

He couldn’t quite figure out that the beauty queen liked him back, ironic considering she’d been crowned Miss Communication.

Sometimes I feel like a real idiot but, like, The Thinking Man’s Idiot.

The poetry of your subconscious reactions, your limbic pentameter.

With doner kebab being so popular in Europe, I wonder if people throw “doner parties” not in any way knowing what that would mean to Americans.