sept 9 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 8, 2024, 3:08 p.m.
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  1. “Ain’t no LAW says a dog can’t be wireless headphones!” is the perfect trailer line for EAR BUD.

  2. It goes without saying but.

  3. If you pronounce “girl boss” as “girlb oss”, it sounds like a word in the Klingon translation of Kraftwerk’s “Autobahn”.

  4. He considered suing that the erectile dysfunction pills didn’t work but, in the end, there were no hard feelings.

  5. All I got left in my brain for the night is patterning a pope hat after a McDonalds large fry box. As to whether I’ll do anything with the idea or not, well, I mitre might not.

  6. The malaria mosquito was bad enough, look out for hepatitis bee!

  7. Landscapers would be a lot better trope for pornos than plumbers or cable guys. Bush work, edging, it all kind of writes itself.

  8. The middle-aged male urge to only listen to Wilco “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” and Cursive “The Ugly Organ” on loop together for the next month straight.


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