sept 5 in idea barrages
- Sept. 5, 2024, 12:54 a.m.
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- Public
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A Billy Ray Cyrus parody about working in a library: “Can’t date the moms / Can’t date all those cute moms / I just don’t think I’d have a chance / No, I can’t date the moms / The patrons’ real cute moms / They’re probably all still with the dads…”
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Why say “fisting” when we already had the perfectly useful phrase “hole punch”?
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Albert Frankeinstein’s Theory of RAAAUGHativity.
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A Simpson’s tie-in ice cream called “Raw Cookie Annoyed Grunt”.
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This pet right here, it repels mezmerists, it’s hypno-allergenic.
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why say “BDSM hippies” when you can say “collared greens”?
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I still don’t know why Seal never hosted a gameshow called “Seal The Deal”.
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A magazine about wooden engineering called “Poplar Mechanics”.
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