sept 5 in idea barrages

A Billy Ray Cyrus parody about working in a library: “Can’t date the moms / Can’t date all those cute moms / I just don’t think I’d have a chance / No, I can’t date the moms / The patrons’ real cute moms / They’re probably all still with the dads…”

Why say “fisting” when we already had the perfectly useful phrase “hole punch”?

Albert Frankeinstein’s Theory of RAAAUGHativity.

A Simpson’s tie-in ice cream called “Raw Cookie Annoyed Grunt”.

This pet right here, it repels mezmerists, it’s hypno-allergenic.

why say “BDSM hippies” when you can say “collared greens”?

I still don’t know why Seal never hosted a gameshow called “Seal The Deal”.

A magazine about wooden engineering called “Poplar Mechanics”.