aug 28 in idea barrages
- Aug. 28, 2024, 11:30 a.m.
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LESS “Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea” ENERGY, MORE “All it takes is a vodka flask to turn your Dunkachino into a Drunkachino” ENERGY!
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The perfect name for a lady Forge Cleric in D&D 5E is “Joan of Arc Welding”.
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There’s a chance I might give the show a chance if it were DANZIG WITH THE STARS instead.
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A professional wrestler paid to lose, and paid in cocaine, could only be called a “blow jobber”.
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In this nightmare, I could’ve saved the world (at least that’s what I was told) just by parallel parking in a driving simulator. But I failed, even knowing it was a simulation, over and over again, because I’m so instinctively afraid of damaging someone else’s car that I can’t just trust my mirrors and the wheels and physics and just park it. You’ve never seen me parallel park because I can’t, because I’m too afraid of hurting anybody. So too in the dream and the world went unsaved. Anyway. Back to sleep, to more dreams I don’t want to have.
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The title of Alanis’ show on the London East End, of course, is “Jagged Little Pillock”.
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Fanfic writers, obsessed with making the toys kiss, don’t realize that in the reality of a series, when the “will they won’t they” couple kiss, the show functionally ends. Just like fundamentalists, so angry that their end-times will never come and everyone has to keep on living.
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If social media and Hollywood film both continue to exist in perpetuity, eventually every date on the calendar will have a line of dialogue in some cult movie and social media will consist solely of people pointing out that movie’s line on that day. It’s just math.
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