aug 20 in idea barrages

Wes Anderson presumes the existence of Eas Anderson, as well as Nor Anderson and Sou Anderson, and I wanna see what little kinda matchbox worlds those all create as well.

The weirdest thing to sing in the middle of a three-way would be “You’ve Got A Friend In Me”, of course.

A guide to bartending called “In Pour Taste”.

If they ever wanted to expand into the Halloween music market as well, instead of just lazer-focusing on Christmas, they could totally go with the name “Manheim Screamroller”.

The perfect rap lyric, of course, would be “In a limousine, makin’ a limo-scene.”

A reverse escape room that you have to figure out how to break INTO called a “heist room”. It would be more my speed, I think.

Lucy continually pulling the football away was just the sports version of edging.

At a certain level of simplification, a tiny sperm colliding with a giant egg cell to fertilize it would look almost exactly like a relatively tiny meteor hitting the giant Earth to wipe out the dinosaurs. Think about it. Think about it. Now you can never stop thinking about it.