august 24 in idea barrages

It would be wonderful if you learned Spanish but don’t feel hablagated.

I wonder if on Howard The Duck’s planet they had a hotel chain called “Nest Western”?

Chains & products using different names in different regions fascinate me. What’s the nearest Rallys to a Checkers, Carls Jr to a Hardees? Is there a town where you buy Hellman’s in the east & Best Foods Mayo in the west? It’s a window into how arbitrary human culture truly is.

It’s kinda funny that a game where so many people were screaming “pay attention to the game! not the pop singer in the stands!” by the end of the game only cared about the betting line getting skewed by a safe play at the end, not… the game itself.

If you’re really emo, name ten Emo Philips bits.

A boutique cider mill called Pressing Concerns.

Early October are the nights where you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. Don’t run the AC? Can’t fall asleep because it’s too hot. Run the AC? Wake up with a sniffle because it got too cold for AC at just about 245 AM and now you got a scratchy throat.

Every time facebook posts a video that is captioned “(person) was live” I feel like facebook is trying to jinx them to be dead and, like, that’s just not good client relations. Can’t sell sex-pill ads to ghosts. Yet.