aug 22 in idea barrages

If you’re the understudy to the back-up dancers, are you a back-up back-up dancer?

I’mma stop calling it a “belly” and call it my “man-curves” and see if the redefinition redeems it as sexy.

“You didn’t get out-muscled, dude, you got beaten through strategy. You were plan-handled!”

Whenever someone is talking about their pet on social media, pretend they’re actually talking about their beloved elderly butler instead. It really spices the whole thing up!

If the Asparagus Council ever needs to spend some advertising money so that they can keep getting grants, I can write you one hell of a parody of “The Age of Aquarius” for your ads and we can both be made financially whole, nice and legal.

The children of men who think too much about The Roman Empire often grow up to be Byzanteens.

Due to his popularity across the super-human community, The Human Drill was quickly and easily allowed Avengers membership. “Oh yeah,” Hawkeye said, “we all know The Drill.”

LESS HUSTLE, MORE HEALING