aug 18 in idea barrages

Depleted uranium is outta style, we should armor our tanks with old Nokia phones.

Why did we call them “Sadaam Hussein’s imaginary nuclear weapons” when we could’a called them “baath bombs”?

We could mash-up NIN’s CLOSER and the Indigo Girls’ CLOSER TO FINE, of course.

If you think about it, a D&D cleric is a real holy roller.

Why say “The Bene Geserit Sisterhood” when you can say “The Spice Girls”?

People think there are violent solutions but never once in the history of the human race has violence lead to a lasting solution. At best, violence kicks the problem down the curb for a time, when people will make it worse again with even more violence. The circle of death.

Kermit went to technical school to get his porklift certification.

Candy corn is like the Kardashians, pleasant to look at for like two seconds but awful to actually try and put in your mouth.