birthday barrage in idea barrages

A natural peanut butter company should do some kind of cheeky “no-stir November” ad campaign.

VAMP VAMP / MACK VLAD’LL MAKE YA / VAMP VAMP / VLADDY MACK’LL MAKE YA/ VAMP VAMP

How did the “classic literature plus horror” genre not lead to a “classic literature plus weed” genre? “Sense And Sinsemilla” was RIGHT THERE.

A parody of Sting’s “Fields of Gold” about “The Land of the Lost” involving the line “You’ll Remember Me / As The Sleestaks Move / On Marshall, Will and Holly”.

LESS ONLYFANS, MORE ONLYFAEWILD

The problem with The Expendables series is that, now that we’ve seen the January 6th terrorist attack, letting a bunch of delusional Boomers run around with big dumb guns just isn’t that funny anymore.

On Soviet Abbey Road, weight carries YOU a long time.

I don’t know if it’s psychosomatic or something weirdly chemical but my carb-cheat days are ALWAYS my most fruitful creatively. Why are The Sugar and my muse collaborating like this?