1023 in idea barrages

1.) Caffeinated beef jerky is the gateway drug to PCPeanuts.

2.) Real talk: the problem with losing weight is the return of one’s libido but having nothing to do with it.

3.) A youtube-themed supervillain called The Viewmaster.

4.) I demand of the internet a remix of the new Avengers trailer with Alton Brown in it. Avengers 2: Age of Alton.

5.) “Blister in the Sun” parody about Blitzen going postal at the North Pole?

6.) A really patriotic action movie called AMBER WAVES OF PAIN?

7.) Maybe I could just rent myself out to be photographed with people’s dogs, making them look smaller and therefor cuter.

8.) “Neither a follower nor a friender be.” - Twitter Ben Franklin