aug 10 in idea barrages

Sometimes I miss DVD commentary tracks but then I remember they just call them “podcasts” now.

Does anyone else worry that the only time they’re their true self is when they’re alone with their unquiet thoughts in the quiet of the night, trying and failing to fall asleep? I worry about it, I must admit.

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE except instead of Miss Elizabeth, it’s the classic WWF manager Miss Elizabeth.

If ZZ Top had just thrown on some straw hats and shirts without buttons, they could’a been Bachman Churner Overdrive.

I wonder if I had one wish to be granted in life but in the 90s I wished for more Star Wars & monkey’s paw style I got an ocean of Star Wars that was mostly terrible & now in my 40s I can’t wish for world peace or true love or to bring my dad back, because of Terrible Star Wars.

“Monkey Bread” is a terrible name for a dessert but it’d be a great cute pet name for a lover, when you’re still in that first blush of the relationship where you use those weird nicknames. “You have the cutest little cheeks, Monkey Bread” and so on.

Punishing someone by holding back on spaghetti, that’s just pasta aggressive of you.

some day, someone is going to make an abandoned theme park THEMED actual theme park and they are going to get all the free promotion from influencers on youtube and tiktok in the WORLD.