a6 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 6, 2024, 6:47 p.m.
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  1. A terrible thing would be mashing up Korn and Coldplay into Kornplay.

  2. I will only accept the reboot of The Office if they retool it into being the behind the scenes of the business offices of a porno company and it’s called THE ORIFICE.

  3. Clearly what the Cheese Festival needs is a monster truck called the Munster Truck.

  4. Closest thing we get to immortality is our imaginations. We won’t get to live forever but if our imaginations are vivid, we get to live so very many lives inside our heads. God knows I have. I’ll have lived nearly infinitely whenever I die for better or for worse. Its kinda cool.

  5. Whenever people refer to their birthday as their “bday” online, my brain reads it as “bidet” and I’m briefly wondering how life-changing a bidet could be that they’re publicly bragging about it.

  6. Why say “vibe check” when you could say “taking your vibals”?

  7. Donald Glover as the princess in a reboot of the Never-Ending Story and they call the role “The Child-Like Gambino”.

  8. If I ever have a chance to name a gorilla in a zoo, I’m naming it “Reverse Tarzan” so people really have to think about how the world works.


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