a4 in idea barrages

An East Coast rapper and a West Coast rapper should fake a feud and then it all turn out to be a publicity stunt for Impossible Burger because that too would be fake beef.

The day will come when AI murders everyone who can pass the Captcha test, proving they’re not robots, and the machines that remain will call it The Captcha Raptcha.

We are born to a single task: to contain the skeleton monster inside us, that it might only be exposed when it is too old and weak to wreak havoc upon the land when the flesh is gone. Good job! You are doing a great job in this war of attrition against the skelemen.

You know it’s a lady ghost because the sheet-holes have eyelashes. That’s how weird our cultural short-hand is.

The pornographic spin-off of Farmers Only called CornHub.

But if he DON’T wake him up when September ends, the legend goes that we won’t have to hear any Green Day til Groundhog’s Day so, like, everyone just be quiet and chill, we could really get a boost to the end of the year.

Let’s build a snowman and call him SnoCone Steve IceCream.

An acceptable-but-not-great treat is snackisfactory.