Vulva People. in The Napkin.

Ya know. When I would write elaborate crap referring to women as vulva endowed beasts or some nonsense, it was a joke. It was silly.

And if you said, Timmy, I’m not just a pussy, I would agree completely. Women are, in fact, more than what’s between their legs.

Which is how this goddamned language style has gotten out of hand.

If you’re talking about penises and specifically people with penises, and you’re doing the OCD inclusive crap, I get it. You’re using specific language.

But also?

Akin to women not enjoying being called girls.

It’s kind of very slightly mildly insulting to be reduced to a Penis Person.

Do boys exclusively have have penises? Nope.

But also?

Boys have penises.

I didn’t say all.

Girls wear pants.

I didn’t say all.

Some of this virtue signalling, at times, strikes of severe overcompensation.

Guys. You’re more than a dick. You’re a person.