july 27 in idea barrages

“Show About Minor Star Wars Expanded Universe Character Who Didn’t Need More Back Story #2957” just doesn’t wow me into a watch and I’m sorry, I know this makes me a terrible Internet Person, but I’m just not gonna watch a 5-hour miniseries about Yoda’s dentist. Mea maxima culpa.

Ollie the dog has decided that his poops will now only be referred to as “stink buttons” and I am in no position to tell him otherwise.

I swear to God, sometimes I do have coherent thoughts but at this point in an exhausting kinda frustrating week, I just started singing that one Disney song as “a fart is a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish your butt makes”.

A ghost themed porno called “Things That Go Bump In The Night”. Maybe one of those dumb fraud “ghost hunting” shows goes to what turns out to be a haunted cathouse.

I wonder if Madonna maintains her ridiculously bad fake British accent during coitus.

No, the funniest name for a porno would be “Seven Minutes in Evan”.

Seeing how much worse he could make THE MASK, that was Jamie Kennedy’s greatest experiment of all.

DUNE except Feyd and Rabban are Gomez and Fester Addams.