1022 in idea barrages

1.) So just shake your pelvis/like your mama named you Elvis.

2.) Swinging on a rope through Gotham City behind Batman is a real Dick move.

3.) I like to believe that “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You” was about a paranoid legitimately afraid that the rhythm was going to get them.

4.) The internet has completely lost the difference between news satire & presenting straightforward false news. It’s fascinating.

5.) The most honest title for a slasher movie would be THE SEX MURDERS.

6.) current emotional state: a headache and a desire to tell the world that it is your loss you are not making out with me. your. loss.

7.) Weird isn’t boring and that’s why weird is so special.

8.) I mean, surely surely, some BDSM Brony has written “Fifty Shades of Hay” right? We’re that far doomed as a culture, yes?

9.) When hell is full, secular humanists will walk the earth. Well, not walk. Drive cool-ass hover cars.

10.) My favourite Afghan movie is definitely THE GODS MUST BE KARZAI. It’s about billions of American dollars falling out of the sky.

11.) Some hip-hop act is gonna get a HUGE crossover act by sampling Modest Mouse’s “Float On” in a track.

12.) Of course they’re gonna be afraid of Skye’s dad in Agents of SHIELD. His name is a KILLING word, for heaven’s sakes.