july 13 in idea barrages

Don’t call it your “list of weird fetishes” call it your “boner fides”.

In that one Steven Seagal movie “Under Siege” back when he was funny-bad instead of sad-bad and he played a Navy Seal/chef, did anyone ever ask him “Where did you learn that?” “CIA” “Central Intelligence or Culinary Institute?” “Yes”? Or is that just too clever for a Seagal film?

RAMPART would’ve been so much more popular if they had branded it BATTLE TETRIS.

I hope Mario Mario and Princess Peach name their daughter Amy so that everyone can greet her with “Hey! It’s A-my Mario!” and eventually she just runs away and changes her name to Jane Jones or something.

I specifically collect stuff only I would like so that I can afford to collect it and then I see a VCR boardgame on ebay for 20 plus shipping and I just wanna punch Adam Smith in his invisible gooch.

My brain is mashing up Alice In Chains ” I Stay Away ” and The Flys ” Got You Where I Want You ” and it might be the first time in 20 years anyone thought about The Flys, even it’s former members.

I am a Halloween centrist, in that I do not like eating candy corn but I find it to be a fine inedible decoration.

M. Night making a watchable film again would be the greatest twist of all. Classic M. Night.