I'm a pedantic twat. in The Napkin.

Or is it surly cunt.

No, no. Former is an articulate followed by a self-deprecating term. Later is a negative term followed by a negative. And makes me sound potentially Australian.

Oi, mate, ya be a surly cunt.

Definitely ostentatious. In the battle of pretentious vs ostentatious, the later sounds more full of shite.

Ironic, as I keep my fiber intake nominal. I am, in fact, a regular guy.

I think twat, and I think energetically obnoxious spirited, and potentially in need of a haircut. I just don’t associate bald or shavedness with twat.

I should reread some Bertrand Russell. Just the right level of sardonic. Oh, I’m not against being serious. Maybe being serious stresses me, I don’t know. Less stressful to have the freedom to be without every word or thought being a Final Exam that counts.

No, not everything needs a double meaning. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I definitely prefer twat over cunt.

But, Timmy, what if someone calls you a pussy?

Hey, whatever. You are what you eat. At least if I were a pussy, I’d have some value.

Wow, that got dark fast. Haha. Oh well.

Last updated June 20, 2024