july 5 in idea barrages

The Renaissance Faire may have made a mistake when they called their fashion competition a “Jerkin Off”.

I’m by no means a prude about gambling but I kind of miss sports talk. Now that sports gambling is normalized, if we are within two weeks of a football game, there are no interviews, no analysis, only people trading gambling picks.

A dragon’s hoard except instead of gold coins, it’s all just chicken nuggies.

Fake-out moves in fencing are not for the feint of heart.

In Red October, pumpkin spices YOU.

I still don’t know if “Cleopatra/comin’ atcha” is the best slant rhyme or the worst slant rhyme of all time. Maybe it transcends both.

A program that virtually simulates insanity and it’s called JamiroquAI.

I know that there was a series of books about James Bond’s lesbian sister taking over him but they missed a trick by just calling her “Jane Bond”. Imagine “my name’s Lingus. Connie Lingus.” Why does anyone else even have ideas? Mine are CLEARLY the best.