june 27 in idea barrages

maybe Yoda wasn’t from a distinct species at all. maybe a halfling and a goblin loved each other very very much and…

If bread is called “the staff of life”, is pizza called the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of life?

A giant using the two biggest carrots you ever saw as make-shift chopsticks that he can eat in the end.

I’ll see your BARBENHEIMER and raise you THE BERENSTAIN COCAINE BEARS.

“Try the new Herman Melville inspired wine cooler BARTLEBY AND JAMES THE SCRIVENER.” “I would prefer not to.”

Maybe the real place Cotton Eye Joe went was the friends we made along the way.

Maybe “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was actually a summoning ritual and at the end, he’s just chanting “BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA, BABA YAGA”.

She was from a long line of train captains. You might say, a genetic engineer.