I'm a pedantic twat. in The Napkin.

  • June 21, 2024, 6:21 a.m.
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Or is it surly cunt.

No, no. Former is an articulate followed by a self-deprecating term. Later is a negative term followed by a negative. And makes me sound potentially Australian.

Oi, mate, ya be a surly cunt.

Definitely ostentatious. In the battle of pretentious vs ostentatious, the later sounds more full of shite.

Ironic, as I keep my fiber intake nominal. I am, in fact, a regular guy.

I think twat, and I think energetically obnoxious spirited, and potentially in need of a haircut. I just don’t associate bald or shavedness with twat.

I should reread some Bertrand Russell. Just the right level of sardonic. Oh, I’m not against being serious. Maybe being serious stresses me, I don’t know. Less stressful to have the freedom to be without every word or thought being a Final Exam that counts.

No, not everything needs a double meaning. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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I definitely prefer twat over cunt.

But, Timmy, what if someone calls you a pussy?

Hey, whatever. You are what you eat. At least if I were a pussy, I’d have some value.

Wow, that got dark fast. Haha. Oh well.


Last updated June 21, 2024


Sleepy-Eyed John June 21, 2024

Try Self-Compassion by Kristen Neff. that's what I'm reading.

btw, I prefer twat waffle. cunt is so much more like a bitch slap.

Timmy™ Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ June 21, 2024

Waffles are quite tasty. Pleasing, but also not ashamed to lack substance at times. Apt!

Sleepy-Eyed John Timmy™ ⋅ June 21, 2024

well-said!

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