june 17 in idea barrages

If they wanna dip into Greco-Roman myth, Count Chocula and Frankenberry could always add a new monster cereal friend The Mintotaur.

Game company: “we accidentally made the game too horny, we’ll fix that.” Internet: immediately creates 20,000 mods to make it twice as horny as before.

A head-canon where in the DC Universe, the film ARTHUR was written about what some screenwriter thought Bruce Wayne’s life was like.

Why does Tuberville look so much like the Emperor in Star Wars before the Force messed up his face, except really really stupid?

If old Ernest had a funny bone in his body, he’d’a demanded twelve words and gone with: “For Sale: One Condom, Never Worn, Need to Pay For Baby Shoes.”

I like to think that my life is all about building up a resistance to avoid assassination by poisoning, like the Dread Pirate Roberts in THE PRINCESS BRIDE, except that my assassins were planning to use diphenhydramine or caffeine instead of iocaine.

Hot take: ZARDOZ would’ve been a success if Freddie Mercury had been the lead actor instead.

In this dream, I was playing a D&D campaign where the group met not at a tavern or by all signing onto the same mercenary assignment but from being some of the staff and regulars at a magical Dunkin Donuts.