1019 in idea barrages

1.) To reiterate, you have no proof that I am Batman. I was even in the room with Batman, that day Batman was an old man with a British accent.

2.) I was also in the same room as Batman that time he was two feet shorter and obviously twelve years old so I can’t be Batman.

3.) Does the word “Cuddlelingus” exist? It absolutely should.

4.) The only good thing about BIG BANG THEORY is that grown-up Blossom is hypnotically attractive. That’s the most I can give it.

5.) Look, just because the shape-shifting Martian disappeared right before I was in the same room as Batman, that doesn’t mean I’m Batman.

6.) I hope the Jacksonville bus system is called JART. Moreover, I certainly hope Shreveport has an area rapid transit system.

7.) I’m just warning you guys, I’ve decided to grow out my sideburns for a bit and it looks really silly so far. It will get better, I hope.

8.) This holiday season, I demand more Yul Brynner/Yule Log jokes. MANY more.

9.) The game: Super Buddy Rich Brothers. The end boss: Gene Krupa.

10.) The idea that a handful of minutes devoted to car insurance is a national dilemma in ads says everything you need to know about our culture.